I can only paraphrase what I’m about to recite, since I’m relying only on my memory, but I once read something to the effect of, “If you could got back to the 1950s and bring someone back with you, and you could only use one sentence to describe to that person what’s different about the future, you could say ‘In the future, each one of us will possess handheld devices that give us access to the entirety of human knowledge, and we will use them to share cat photographs and argue with total strangers.'”! Is it any wonder the boss has such a dim outlook on the days and years to come? 😛

Check out this retro cell phone commercial! No joke, I found it adorable!