Since today’s cartoon is all about nails, I decided to bore you with a piece completely useless information: The longer the digit, the faster the nail grows, therefore none of your ten toenails, two thumbnails or six other fingernails grow as fast as your middle fingernails! I used to have a bad habit of biting my fingernails, which went on for years until the realization of warts on fingers combined with the fear of touching my lips with those same fingers scared me straight! Here’s tips on proper nail care.